Some kind of weeeeird shit is goin’ down.
tyleroakley: I don’t know about you but I’m feeling
meladoodle: grizzlygrandma: meladoodle: zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel” So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao you should probably get that checked out
wafflability: adambutton: santaruby: who is Gatsby’s least favorite superhero? Deadpool Who’s his favourite? Green Lantern Oh my god
fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
loveisthegetaway: comickit: smaug-firedrake: grapewallofchina: your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting you’re welcome WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING THOUGH. LIKE WHAT ACTUAL REASON TO GIRAFFES HAVE TO FIGHT. look at their gigantic penises I’m 99.9% sure those are their tails between their legs….
sirseahorse: stabsinthe: if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name #it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
brooklynandthefrenchkiss: Alaska smoked to die, and Augustus smoked to prove he wouldn’t.
fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to. Is it any good?? It’s okay. okay.
stargleek: RYAN MURPHY YOU LITTLE SHIT
marathemara: alexisturtle: 10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need why doesn’t this have more notes? ...
Cats can’t be tamed, that’s why if I had a cat, it would be named Miley Cyrus.